Penguin

Penguin Meanings:

• Any bird of the order Impennes, or Ptilopteri. They are covered with short, thick feathers, almost scalelike on the wings, which are without true quills. They are unable to fly, but use their wings to aid in diving, in which they are very expert. See King penguin, under Jackass
• The egg-shaped fleshy fruit of a West Indian plant (Bromelia Pinguin) of the Pineapple family; also, the plant itself, which has rigid, pointed, and spiny-toothed leaves, and is used for hedges
• (pin–pen merger, Canada) IPA(key): /ˈpɪŋɡwɪn/
• Any of several flightless sea birds, of order Sphenisciformes, found in the Southern Hemisphere, marked by their usual upright stance, walking on short legs, and (generally) their stark black and white plumage.
• (obsolete or historical) An auk (sometimes especially a great auk), a bird of the Northern Hemisphere.
• (juggling) A type of catch where the palm of the hand is facing towards the leg with the arm stretched downward, resembling the flipper of a penguin.
• (UK, military, slang) A member of the air force who does not fly aircraft.
• [slang] An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto
• [slang] Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.
• [slang] Cold waddling thingys
• [slang] 1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing. 2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds
• [slang] 1. An extremely cool flightless bird that genally lives in cold areas. 2. A racist term describing a person whose half black and half white.
• [slang] After a man climaxes in a woman's anus, the cheek clinching waddle she makes on her way to the toilet to avoid spilling on the new carpet.
• [slang] the feathery little bastards who you love to hate, and hate to love, but somehow, they make great disney movies. You know what, i was going to write a movie about penguins, but then the goddamn happy feet movie came out. i still wanted to write it, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it was COPYWRITED. you know what? FUCK THE MAN! IM GONNA BUILD A GIANT FUCKING PENGUIN ROBOT SUIT, AND CRUSH THOSE LITTLE ASSFUCKERS AT DISNEY! AND WHILE IM AT IT, IM GOING TO DROP COOLANT FLUIDS ON THOSE MOTHERS AT THE IRS!!! THEY TAXED THE GODDAMN ROBOT SUIT, AND THEY'RE GONNA REGRET IT!!! HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW YOU CHEAP FUCKERS????
• [slang] (n.)small aquatic bird that I want as a pet to swim through my foyer once I own a gigantic manshion;
• [slang] Any one of 18 extant species of flightless seabird of the order Sphenisciformes.